This is my first time posting here in like, what, a few months? Maybe i lost interest. Maybe it just holds to many memories. I don’t know. Maybe most of you are just fake and I’m tired of dealing with it. To my friends, and you know who you are, thanks. To everyone else I’ll see yall in Hell. For the very last time, peace out bitches
biblegurl: i’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get?...
rejectment: OMFG IM SCREAMING THIS IS LITERALLY ME OMG IM KICKING MY WALL I CANT BREATHE HOLY SHIT
How to fix problems: A guide by me
b0nerman: warpedlamp: b0nerman: Just leave it I’m sure it’ll work itself out eventually. If this get’s a bunch of notes because of that I’m going to punch you
metagross: unfollowing me should be just as hard as abandoning your neopet
scissorsafety: my-raggedy-detective: ONE BATTERY PERCENT LEFT I SUPPOSE IF ITS MY LAST CHANCE TO SAY IT TUMBLR I-
asidewalksymphony: youfatnastypieceoftrash: masterofthestairs: syphilyssa: i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom Careful what you wish for I’MS CYRING WHY
pernillo: resourceful-dynamic-enigmatic: Well, I got my dalek cookie cutter made for the premiere party tomorrow. These cookies are going to be dalektable. don’t forget eggcellent
When people say my OTP isn't real.
Rule #1 of shipping: Always reblog this. Accurate.
heysammy: heathyr: okay so you guys know i was moving right, and I couldn’t find my ipod for the life of me well i found it at the bottom of my box of kotex pads wat Well Looks like it wanted to be an iPad
So you know how the Avengers was really good?
theblueboxtraveler: I guess you could say It was Marvelous
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
katniss: and the boy from my district?
rue: yeah hes okay
rue: and by okay i mean hes dying
rue: like his leg is rotting off
rue: cato like literally almost chopped his leg off
rue: the more he bleeds the more he dies
rue: but hes okay
snape: ten points from gryffindor
snape: twenty points from gryffindor
snape: fifty points to slytherin
dumbledore: twenty thousand points to harry for breaking every rule we have
314eater: i wish i could be as excited as Nemo to go to school
frodo-bloggins: are pokemon saying their names or are they named after the sounds they make
timetravelingclarinetist: terriblyunoriginal: tacohz: The sexual tension between you and your posters as you’re getting dressed I can only imagine how hot and bothered my world map gets. the whole world is watching you
Things I would have liked to have come home to:
trial-and-improvement: Sex Things I came home to: Not sex.
url-goes-here: have you ever been reading something and completely understood a line of foreshadowing and just whispered “shit”